For me that is a whopping two.
I resolve to be cuddly and cute,
Dressed up in my soft brown suit.
I resolve to always get my way,
Ignoring what the parents say.
Like jumping on the counter top,
An activity I cannot stop.
Like biting Willy 'round the neck,
His pets are mine so what the heck.
Like climbing people for a better view,
So fun to get their reactions, too.
Sleep with Mom on winter nights.
Always keep her in my sights.
Beg Dad to turn on the gas-powered fire,
Sprawling on the floor is what I desire.
I could go on and on, but isn't it plain to see?
I'll be the best Buster Brown there'll ever be.